KC's life

Recording my life...

2010-05-16T20:59:00.002+08:00

I felt that life needs to be recorded and reminisced.
That's why I am back to writing this blog.

I am having exams from 10th of May to 4th of June.
Kind of confident for tmr's exam.
Was really disappointed with the marketing exam a week ago.
Didn't really prepared fully and readily.
It's alright...
Hopefully a pass will do and overall I would get 50+.
Hopefully I will get 80+ for tmr's paper.
It will pull my overall marks to 60+.

So far my courseworks are:
Marketing and Strategy: 70
Logistics and Distribution Management: 68
Operations Management: 66
Managerial Accounting and Finance: 68
Organization Behaviour: 69
Purchasing and Supply Chain Management: 63.

I am really happy with what I've got here.
Hoepfully I will get 2:1 overall.

Uni life

2008-10-05T23:56:00.002+08:00

It has been 2 and a half weeks in Cardiff.
Unbelievably fast...
and have received lots of assignments...
I have realised there is a great difference between european country and asian country in alot of aspects.

UK - Shops and malls close at 6pm. (CRAP)
HK, SG - Shops and malls close at 10.30pm.

UK - Lots of short and old buildings around. No skyscrappers.
HK, SG - Lots of skyscrappers.

UK - Student's union is hyperactive
SG - Didn't join any activities organised by the student's union

UK - Lots of beautiful caucasian girls
SG - Lots of beautiful asian girls

UK - Nightclubs everywhere
SG - Nightclubs at certain areas, mainly concentrated in the town and city area.

UK - Strange weather. One day can be sunny, abit hot while the next is cold and windy.
SG - Bloody hot throughout

UK - Lecturers with different accents
SG - Lecturers with uniform accents ie. the singapore accent.

UK uni - Bloody lots of words individual assignements
SG poly - Group report

UK uni - Bloody chim
SG poly - Ok to understand

UK uni - Cannot slack
SG poly - Slack all the way

UK uni - 40% to pass 70% distinction
SG poly - 50% to pass 80% dictinction

Cardiff campus - distributed with different other buildings
Poly campus - concentrated in 1 area

Cardiff campus - No canteen
Poly campus - 7 canteens

UK - 8 pounds = 24 sing dollars for crispy chicken rice with soup (WTF)
SG - 4 sing dollars for the same dish

UK - Caucasians all around
SG - Chinese all around

More to come
More to come...

2008-09-20T05:56:00.002+08:00

This is unbelievable!
I am in UK!
So cool.
Right now,
I just love the place.
Absolutely awesome.
Met 5 of my roommates already.
Left 3 of them.
Now I am learning to cook pasta.
That was fun.
I will still be my usual self.
I don't go clubbing, drink, take drugs or smoke.
Going to a foreign place doesn't change you.
The people are really friendly in Cardiff.
There is no need to be fear of anything.

Origin of Singlish

2008-09-05T23:34:00.000+08:00

Do you know most of the discourse particles in Singlish derive mainly from cantonese? No wonder my cantonese is still ok...

One way of keeping young

2008-09-03T01:18:00.001+08:00

No smoking,
no drinking,
no gambling,
and lastly,
no pre-sexing.

Driving a car for the first time

2008-08-27T23:16:00.002+08:00

Today got taught by a sucker instructor.
This was my first time driving a manual car.
I was so blur at first.
I didn't know that finding the friction point is not enough.
I still need to step onto the acceleration pedal.
So my car always backtrack.
Luckily I hit onto the brake fast enough.
If not...
the taxi behind me will horn like some trumpet..
I manage to drive at 80km/h for the first time.
It was nothing actually.
Above 80 than really something...
I learnt L parking too.
Seems like this 1000 bucks is well paid
though is not paid by me...
Next week is automatic car...

2008-08-22T10:58:00.002+08:00

Met my cousin yesterday.
Looks like a japanese star right now.
Very cool.
Just bought leather Jack Purcell.
HK$399.
Cheaper than other shops by $100.
Was comparing price among the shops in MK.
Lucky to get a cheap one...
3 more weeks to uk...

Driving test: One take pass

2008-08-16T11:14:00.002+08:00

A sigh of hugh relieve...
I finally can drive a car on the road!!!
Just pass my road test.
13 minor takes.
Guess if over 15 then i would fail...
Luckily I was tested on the easiest route，
银城线。
Straightaway after i know that i pass,
i am thinking of which car to buy...
00 benz...
or 02 bmw...
Scarly become toyota hiace...
then become delivery driver...
Go uk can drive car liao!!!
Coollll

New clothes bought

2008-08-10T11:14:00.002+08:00

Have been busily working
though for only 5-6 hours per day...
For the past few days,
I have been buying lots of stuff.
5 t-shirt,
2 jeans,
3 pair of shoes,
1 basketball.
Spent $2000.
Pretty cheap for a person who didn't buy clothes and stuff for the past few years.
Was thinking of buying a PSP
but with my pathetic and meagre wage...
i think i can only get it my next life..
haizz....
wellz...
going uk soon.
1month and a week left...
time past f-king fast...

An email from Cardiff University

2008-07-26T00:27:00.002+08:00

It is about the accomodation outcome.
As expected,
I got into my first choice accomodation which is at colum hall.
I will be staying at the first floor.
Not sure if that's a good or bad...
Good is that it is convenient for me...
Bad is that it may be noisy outside...
Whatever it is,
I am glad to be in colum hall.
The accomodation cost 2,844 pounds.
Consider low compared to other cities.
Mine is a single room and ensuite.
It can easily cost between 3,500 to 4,500 pounds in other cities like London.
School fees remain competitive at 9,100 pounds per year which subject to changes every year.
From what I know is that among the russel group universities,
Liverpool University cost the cheapest in term of school fees.
It cost 8,100 pounds inclusive of the deduction of 1,000 pounds for international student.
It was my second choice but due to its unique and incomprehensible local accent,
i am lucky not to be in Liverpool.
Phew...

Managed to know more about my work buddy

2008-07-24T01:19:00.003+08:00

Have been working in the factory for the past few weeks.
I got to know more about this girl in the factory.
She is actually 17 only...
i thought she is 20...
Anyways,
we have lots of talk and she always laugh.
I love to see her laugh.
Just so sweett...
Overall,
I managed to know her better.
Just exchange QQ.
Good to make another friend.
More to come i hope.
HAha.

New friend made... again!

2008-07-17T00:38:00.002+08:00

I had made a new friend just now through Uncle Chan.
She is studying in uk right now but came back for holiday.
Still haven't known her well enough.
Just know she is studying in Uni of East Anglia and she is a year older than me.
No problem la.
I at first thought we were taking the same flight...
but darn...
she is going at 18th of Sept while i am leaving 1 day earlier...
HOW UNFORTUNATE...
No fate...
Thought still can have a partner to go to uk...
At least we exchanged facebook and msn...
Still can get contacted.

Good but strange dream...

2008-07-11T20:30:00.001+08:00

I had a dream yesterday night.
I met my idol!!!
Louis Koo!!!
He is so cool...
even in my dream.
I can't believe it.
So in my dream,
I befriended with him.
And wanted to know more about him.
I remembered talking to him but have forgotten the conversation.
Then
got girls want to take pictures with him.
Then we went on a mini van.
Then he alighted.
I forgot to get his number and he is gone...

In need of $$$

2008-07-10T01:37:00.002+08:00

I am working from Mon to Sat for the next 1 month.
I am deeply in need of money.
Yvonne and someone are coming to HK.
I need to have money to eat outside.
I need to buy my personal stuff.
Very precious...
1 day should get at least $100.
Working for 24 days in a month...
At least $2,400.
Not enough to do my own stuff...
I shall request for $150 a day.
$3,600.
Good enough.

Destined to be a publisher

2008-07-08T19:18:00.002+08:00

Now my hope of becoming a football director or manager is gone.
I can only succeed my father's publishing business.
I am going to need to study something relating to publishing.
Was researching and found out that University College of London is offering Masters of Arts in Publishing.
Requirement is that i need to get at least a upper second class honours.
I don't even know how difficult is it for me to get this class.
Whatever it is,
i am destined to be a publisher...
Well,
it is just a year.
It will be very fast...
4 years in UK...

Somewhere out there

2008-07-08T01:18:00.003+08:00

I just happened to listen to this disney song.
Added into my favourites.
Others include:
Can you feel the love tonight
A whole new world...
Now 'Somewhere out there' is in my list.

The meaning part of the lyrics is:

Somewhere out there
If love can see us through
Then we'll be together somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true

Indeed...

Working at the factory

2008-07-08T01:01:00.002+08:00

Today just went to work at factory.
I saw an unfamiliar face for the first time.
She looks like 20 years old.
She looks...
just 'wow...'
incredible...
I guess my father has recruited student for summer job.
Unfortunately only 1...
I was hoping for more.
So I managed to get to talk to her somehow
but she is just too quiet.
She don't talk much.
Then I scared scandal.
Didn't manage to find some time between us.
Well,
i will be going to the factory from mon-sat.
There will be time for me to get to know her...

Walk around Tsim Sha Tsui

2008-07-05T23:15:00.003+08:00

Just 1 boring stroll around Tsim Sha Tsui.
Took 2 hours plus for the whole trip.
I wore like a normal slacker,
which i used to wear in Singapore.
T-shirt, bermuda, slippers.
Equipped with a camara.
I definately resemble a tourist,
most likely from Singapore.
Didn't manage to spike up hair.
If i did,
i look like from Sentosa...
Anyways,
walked around the coastline...
not really coastline.
A walkway i suppose near the water.
Got a few tourist requested my help with some photo shooting.
I shot them
and in return,
they shot me too.
Encountered an embarassing moment.
There is this couple who asked for my help
and without hesitation,
i took a photo for them.
Then I asked them,
are both of you from Taiwan?
Then they become very shy...
they said they are from Shen Zhen.
Then I become very shy.
Then I walked away.
LOL!
Interesting...
So just walk around
and reached home at 6+.

Anyways,
i made 2 or rather 3 new hk friends today.
I must thank Zoe for her help,
got to treat her some 'thing' next time.
So got to talk with 2 of them.
Lots of things to talk.
From studies to football to politics to cultures to jokesand ultimately,
to girls.
Another 'ínteresting'...
Hope our topics won't end so fast.
Managed to get their msn.
Learnt some bad words from them,
and in return,
they learnt some from me too.
Useless small potato...
VERY INTERESTING...
ha!
So i will back upstairs again tmr.
but shit!
Tmr is Sunday.
Monday then...

Movie with my hk friend

2008-07-04T23:05:00.003+08:00

Just went out with Zoe today for the movie 'wanted.'
The movie is great!
The special effect is well done.
I felt sorry for the russian guy who died...
Angelina Jolie is hot but i was shocked she died in the end.
9.5/10 overall for this movie.
This is my third movie in HK after Ironman and Speed Racer.
I hope Wai Yiu will come back...
Wai Yiu,
i miss you you know?
Serious!!!
I missed our days in hk.
LOL!!!
Well,
after that we just walked around the olympics and then had dinner then took photo.
I look like shit in the photo but never mind,
for guy it's ok.
Most importantly is that the girl must look pretty in the photo.
Right, Zoe??
LOL!!!
And then she took bus home.
She is a really busy girl.
One call after another.
Even my sms exchanged in 1 day in Singapore is less than the number of call she make and received in 1 day.
Interesting fact...
haha.
Anyway,
sad to hear from you, zoe, that you are leaving on mid aug.
So fast going to leave.
Haizz
My only friend in hk.
Won't get to see you everyday.
Well,
all the best in the future and hope to see you after i got back from uk. ;)
And of course,
for your nursing school. ;)
Lastly,
i am glad to be friend with you and will remeber you,
even if one day you forget you once had me as your friend...
Actually,
this last part is reserved for the day before I leave hk
but never mind...
just in case i forget,
just type in as well.
Haha.

For the time being,
bad news and good news
Bad news is that I am going to work from tmr onwards.
Good news is that I will be paid.
I will work at the minimum wage of $30/hour.
Work for 7 hours.
1 day $210.
Pathetic pay...
No choice...
Go Uk is going to be a few thousand times of that sum.

YES! One step towards my driving licence

2008-06-30T18:46:00.003+08:00

I just passed my mid term driving test.
It included start, stop, 'S' parking, reverse, uphill stop and uphill start.
I was really kan cheong that time.
What to do...
I am ka cheong...
My legs are like shaking.
I was worried.
I don't want to fail it as i will need to have a driving licence to drive in UK.
Luckily,
I managed to pass with teleporting colours.
Fly so slow,
teleport faster...
Then I went to the toilet to pee.
I encounter a very co-incidental incident.
While I was peeing,
I looked out of the toilet's window and saw the word, Heng Shen School of Commerce.
I was thinking.
Why is the school so familiar....
Then I remember I read the news that it says this school produce many As and all those nonsense....
What a coincidence...
Then I went to cut my hair.
I was always scared to cut my hair because the hairstylist always anyhow pull my hair.
I scared they dropped sia.
In the end,
they really pull and pull and pull.
I really want to cry...
So many hair cut off.
Now left that little bit...
Luckily it is around the same style as what I used to cut in Singapore.
Just that it is abit short...
Wait for another 4 months to grow back again...
Now is time to buy gatsby rubber!!!
Yesterday,
I was watching spain vs germany.
Realise that Fernando Torres cut his hair.
Want to cut like his.
In the end,
i like his long time hairstyle.
Forget it...

BORING LIFE IN HK

2008-06-29T16:47:00.000+08:00

Oh god...
I am leading a boring life in Hong Kong...
It is really difficult to make any friends in HK as there isn't any proper channel for me to do so.
Plus my cantonese is like cannot make it.
Arrrr!!!
I want to be in Singapore!!!
God...
But my days are coming up.
Less than 3 months to uk.
I have to list the things I have to do in the UK.
First,
book the piano at the university's music school instantly.
Think can book for the whole year.
Hope to find someone who has the similiar interest with me.
Can share some idea of music.
I really wonder what is the difference between playing piano in asia and in Europe...
Second,
make as many friends as possible.
Female preferably.
Unfortunately I hate nightlife.
Can't stand the loud music.
Guess it's quite impossible.
Third,
tour around Cardiff.
It will be pretty fun as being a minority in a foreign country.
Main places to visit are the castle and the millenium stadium.
I have never dreamt of going to millenium stadium but i think it will be a dream come true.
The university is so near the stadium.
Within walking distance.
Lastly,
take a picture with a goat or a sheep!
I dunno why.
Just feel like doing so.
LOL!
Can't think others at the moment.
Hope to find more HK people over there.

Trip to You Ma Dei Library

2008-06-23T17:35:00.005+08:00

Today I made a trip to You Ma Dei Library.
It is a fruitful trip.
Not in term of books or what.
Is something that is interesting.
I borrowed a book named sociology.
Before that,
I went to a little noodle stall to eat.
Inside there,
i am attracted to 2 waitress who looked very 斯文.
I think they are twins or something because i have never seen 2 person looking so alike.
So i was there inside.
I sat at 1 table.
Then order something.
My goodness.
Within 20 seconds,
my bowl of noodle is served.
Unbelievable quick service.
Unfortunately,
i think 1 of the waitress's hand was abit scalded by the overflowing of soup.
So I asked her if she is alright.
She smiled and said she is fine
so I am rather relieved.
So as i eat,
i look at them,
trying to figure what's the difference between.
They just look too alike.
They just look too 斯文.
After i finished and left,
i met uncle chan.
He is in the library too
so i asked if he had eaten.
Well,
luckily he said he haven't eaten,
then i brought him back to the place where i had just eaten my lunch.
At there,
1 of the twins is gone.
but it's ok.
i am not greedy.
So i had one more bowl again.
As we finished,
the half twins is also leaving the place.
So Uncle Chan and I followed her for a little distance.
After this interesting incident,
uncle chan brought me to 松記 to eat desert.
Not too bad.
Anyone coming to HK,
i will bring them there.
After that,
as we walked,
i saw some prostitutes.
Some are standing at the front of the staircase.
Then I saw 1 trying to seduce an old man by looking into his eyes when he walked past him.
Dunno if he got hooked up....

2008-06-21T01:39:00.002+08:00

I like to listen to ballad.
I don't know why.
Maybe i can only play ballad on piano...
Anyway,
one of my favourite ballad is called Endless Love.
Can't believe there is such nice melody way back in 1980s.
I'll be there by Jackson 5 is also on of my fav.
Dated way back in 1975.

Boring work

2008-06-19T00:02:00.004+08:00

Everyday is a boring job.
I just couldn't stand it...
make my life miserable...
I am pretty sure i won't be taking over my father's business unless i make 5 day work week...
No friends in HK...
Oh yea,
got 1.
Hi there, Zoe.
Yea so at least got 1 friend.
Or maybe 2...
Mr Lao, my driving instructor...
And oh yea..
my hk friends from singapore.
Wai yiu, hiu yan...
Lose contact with my cousins.
Pretty sad...
Now installing football manager 08.
Now got an error.
Reinstall again.
Waste my time.
I want to go out.
I miss the old times.
Hanging out till late night.
Watch movie, chit-chat, take MRT or rather NR7, listen to fu's vulgarities, see desmond's stylo milo hair, see guo hong becoming more like juno mak, see wq and ll quarrel....
The days are gone.
Father wants me to go UK.
I can't decide on my own because I don't the right...
I applied for HK poly u,
guess they won't be accepting me.
Even if they accept,
abba won't let me go there.
Leave HK again for a new country.
Since I will be coming back to HK to work,
for what reason I go UK to study?
It doesn't make any sense.
What improves English and all those nonsense...
In hk,
who speaks English?
I think only the caucasians...
EVERYONE speaks cantonese.
My cantonese is like in a mess.
My pronunciation is bad.
I really don't know how to live in HK in the future.
I think i would rather live somewhere else and find a caucasian gf or wife and that's it.
Talking about improving English,
that's the way to do it.
Get a caucasian gf and my english will be like them.
What bull!
For whatever reason,
I am being forced to leave Singapore.
If I can choose,
i would rather stay in a country where i grew up.
Too late now.
Just got to adjust to the different surroundings.
Hope life will be brighter in the future.

Elimination of vulgarities

2008-06-16T13:50:00.002+08:00

Dear chief executive officer of Blogger cum reader cum blogger,

It has come to my understanding that this blog is under warninge due to its indecent and explicit nature. I hereby announced the elimination of ALL vulgarities, indecent and explicit contents to depict the good nature of this blog. These contents also don't reflect accurately on my well-being and character therefore, solidifies my decision.

I once again apologise to the readers about the 'behavior' of this blog.

Regards

KC

Birkbeck College, University of London

2008-06-11T22:08:00.002+08:00

Just in case I will forget in a few years time.
Right now,
I just want to study Master of Science in Sports Management and business in football from Birkbeck College, University of London.
I am so intrigue in this course and the university.

Songs

2008-06-10T21:03:00.002+08:00

I have found some melodic songs.

ABBA- Happy New Year
ABBA- The Winner Takes It All
ABBA- Dancing Queen
Dan Hill- Sometimes when we touch
Beatles- I wanna hold your hand
Everly brothers- LEt it be me

More to come

Walking around Tsim Sha Tsui

2008-04-11T16:14:00.003+08:00

I am sitting in front of a 30 years old lady right now.
Just had abit of chat with her.
Anyway,
just had a walk around Tsim Sha Tsui.
Look still the same.
I went to post my academic transcripts to Cardiff University.
HK $22.
Then wanted to made my HKSAR passport.
Very long queue.
Didn't queue.
Lots of PRC.
Also,
For the first time I had the courage to walk around the HK poly University.
I looked strange around in the university.
I noticed I was the only walking around in t-shirt, bermuda and a pair of slippers.
People thought I got back from some beach or something.
I didn't stayed there for long cos I was wearing such a beach outfit.
Got out of it after 15 minutes.

Unexpected acceptance from Cardiff

2008-04-09T17:52:00.003+08:00

Guess what?
I have been accepted by Cardiff University.
This is unbelievable.
I thought my grades didn't meet their entry requirement?
Guess they lower down in the end
or maybe because I am applying for the same course as my poly course.
The course is called Business Management(Logistics and Operations).
I got B+ for both Logistics and Distribution Management and Operation Management.
Guess that's why they accept me.
So now I am ready to deliver my academic transcripts to the university.
Time to read up more about Cardiff.
I have many positive comments about Cardiff.
What is so unique about Cardiff is that it is in Wales!
Lots of mountains and countryside.
Ready to go paradise.

2008-04-04T00:52:00.004+08:00

Have been playing games nowadays.
Waiting for my time to go back hk.
Go back then don't know wtf I should do.
Think buy alot of VCDs to watch.
As usual...
Second hand always damn cheap.
As for now,
I will just waste my time...
Also was waiting for Cardiff and Liverpool to reply.
Manage to have Liverpool email.
The lady told me that I have met the entry requirement
and I am 99% sure I am going uk liao.
Hope it is a good move to go uk.
It used to be a dream for me to go uk to study
but I was never prepared.
Just dream to go.
Seems like it is going to be true.
I have no problem with Liverpool University.
Just that the course...
damn why did I chose it...
Business Studies seems too general.
No choice liao,

2008-03-30T17:10:00.003+08:00

Went out wif my secondary school and poly cliques yesterday.
Took lots of photos with poly clique and 10 with secondary school clique.
Poly clique made me a very decorative photo frame.
Beri nice.
Bringing it if I am going to England.
Ate Waraku.
Not full but nice.
Meeting them maybe for the last time...
Then met secondary school clique.
Watched The Orphanage.
Cb..
Not bad.
Got some scene dio stunned.

2008-03-27T22:48:00.004+08:00

Got sacked today.
Wasted my transportation fee.
Talk about long hair...
I was reprimanded by my boss about my long hair and then got sacked.
My friend was also scolded for his hair.
Long doesn't mean untidy.
It is just about bringing out our own style.
I reached home and continue my football manager.
Then suddenly kenneth sms me saying got outing which i almost forgot.
I quickly change my clothes then zhao.
Got Yvonne, parkapan, kenneth and me.
I reached first
then I go Yamaha to practise piano.
Then suddenly I managed to play a very nice tune song.
Then unfortunately,
After playing
I forgot how it sounds and there goes my composition.
In the end
we watched jiang shang mei ren and really...
Kelly Chan is superb.

Exam result next week

2008-03-07T17:33:00.003+08:00

Getting abit stressed up.
Don't know if logistics and planning control system(LPCS) can get B...
scarly C or C+
DCM already like cmi...
if GPA can remain as 2.7 then i will be happy sia...
hope so ba...
now trying to get inspiration for new songs.

Troubled

2008-02-16T11:56:00.006+08:00

I am very troubled nowadays
but I have no courage to voice out to anyone.
I kept it all by myself.
It's about my future.

Before I enrolled into poly,
there is a piece of letter called tuition grant.
I was wondering if I should take it up.
I thought it is best for me to take it up to save my parent's financial burden
and the way for me to do it is to serve NS.
My father objected to my decision
because he thought NS will interrupt my progress in furthering my studies.
From young,
I will just oblige to whatever he says.
I don't have a choice to make.
Even now.
In the end,
we forgo the tuition grant.

Now,
There is no turning back.
Money has been paid.
Plans has been drawn out.
I can't back out.
My friends,
the environment,
the weather,
the people,
I am so used to the place.
The place I grow up.
It is like leaving heaven for an unknown destination.

I hope future will be bright for me.

2008-02-10T19:35:00.000+08:00

Time passed fast...
2 more weeks to exam...
Shocking...

Virgin Snow

2008-02-09T00:24:00.000+08:00

Watched virgin snow 2 days ago.
Very touching
but not as good as sekachu.
Sekachu really...
top notch touching.

Twins 60分

2008-01-13T21:53:00.000+08:00

I am seriously indulge into Twins' 60分.
The tune is so nice.
The lyrics i dun really care that much.
It is just so nice!
I am listening to it like at least 100 times everyday for the past few days.

Reply from universities

2007-12-14T23:48:00.001+08:00

I had received replied from Liverpool and Cardiff.
They offered me conditional offers.
Pretty sad about that cos I thought they would offer unconditional.
Well just have do well this sem
and can't think about *.

2007-11-11T13:08:00.000+08:00

After much consideration,
I have ended with the following choices.

Aston University,
Cardiff University,
Manchester University,
Liverpool University,
and Royal Holloway, UOL.

Difficult to get in but hack la.
See how first lor.

2007-11-04T13:09:00.000+08:00

Finally,
all the documents are ready for application universities.

Uk university application (Updated)

2007-09-20T23:12:00.001+08:00

OH YEA BABY!
I think i may be going to Cardiff.
Emailed them and seems that the academic advisor in Cardiff University will accept me.
Thank goodness...
Using my lan result to get into 1 of the top university in the world is suang sia.
From I know,
Cardiff is in the top 150 universities in the world,
something the same as liverpool,
but cardiff is nearer to london.
Top 20 university in uk.
Well recognised.
Have to apply soon
if not no need to go liao.

Now working like so suang.
Learning lots of stuff
which I have forgotten in school.
Do some easy job.
Miracally,
i managed to reach the workplace before 9am,
except for once.
So suang sia.

Back again to Kacheong

2007-09-20T23:04:00.002+08:00

Seriouslylame is bad...
I think I like my old blog.
Got my name.
Dated back from 2004 to 2006.
First operated before sec 4 prelim.
Blog for the first day.
Was shocked that so many of my ex classmates blog.
First one i saw was i think Kang Zhuang one.
Then decided to follow
but deleted before O level.
Relaunched this project after O level before entering JC.
Got a blog sharing network in JC.
Slowly expanded.
Reaching mid yr 1 which is dec 05,
change to seriouslylame.
In the end,
find that kacheong is lamer than seriouslylame
and realise kacheong is my favourite.
Final decision,
switch back to kacheong.
The end of the story.

2006-10-08T21:48:00.000+08:00

I had just watched a korean short film on arirang tv.
The title is 'past love' and as the title suggests,
it is pretty sad and touching film.
Though it lasted an hr,
i like it alot.
The movie is about a man who accidentally meet a young girl on a bus
and they started to go out together.
Not that going out...
Then blar blar blar,

The man has a family already.
the man looked through his school annual book at his house
and saw his picture and he reminisce his past.
He pictured a really beautiful girl and his brother is beside her.
His brother is rather sitting close to her.
The man is really jealous.
Then his friend persuade him to drink alcohol.
After he drank and he is drunk,
he confess to the girl and he kiss her.
His brother is angry and punch him.
The next morn when he woke up,
his brother confronted him.

Back to the present,
he met the young girl as promised.
Rendezvous.
The young girl like the guy at the counter and she is afraid to confess to him.
The man encourage her to confess to him and bought her a beer.
The girl was drunk then tell him that she like him and kiss him.
In the end,
the girl has to be carried away by the man.
As the girl was drunk,
the man saw a diary in her bag.
The girl then says the diary is her mother's and tells the man to keep it
because his mother wanted to
as this man is the young girl's daughter.

As the man read through the diary,
he realise the diary belongs to the girl he liked.
As he read on
he realise that the girl likes him too
but it is just that he thought the girl likes his brother.
The man almost had a chance to meet the vwhen the man's brother gives her the book to return to him.
There is a note inside to tell him to meet her but he didn't as the note falls.
There is alot of misconception and misunderstanding going between the 3 person.

The man's brother died in the accident.
The girl gave the man a black cd and the man gives her a drawing of her portrait.
The man thought he would never see the girl again.
The young girl was born because the man was drunk and has coitus with the girl he likes.
He got married and the girl he likes had no choice but stay away from him.

To the present,
the man went back home and look for the black cd.
When he took the black cd out,
he realised there is note and it says,
i like you too.

The end.

A very pure, first love romance.

2006-06-13T22:40:00.000+08:00

I just discovered a piano in a secret hideout in tp,
through the help of Karen and Felicia.
I thought I will never see tp's piano ever again.
So far,
I have tried out Temasek Pri and Sec piano.
I today then finally got the chance to try out tp's piano.
Not bad.
I prefer Temasek Sec piano.
Got inspiration.

2005-12-26T12:10:00.001+08:00

Hi ppl,
this is the last time I am blogging here.
New address will be
www.seriouslylame.blogspot.com

2005-12-23T22:39:00.000+08:00

Has a cycling trip with Guo Hong.
We ride from Tampines Stadium to Tp.
Then went in to eat lunch.
After lunch,
we cycled past bedok reservior
and we decided that our destination would be SRJC!!!
Then we cycled from Bedok to Eunos.
On the way,
raining.
Sian...
Then we cycle then finally we reach sr...
I see sr
then I first thing is to see my ex cg teachers' photo,
especially the who ar...
I think it's Mrs Yee...
The chio teacher.
Then Guo Hong also quite se.
Pointed other chio teachers too.
Hehe.
I didn't see any other srjc people down there.
Then settle his stuff
and we ride to Pasir Ris.
Damn dangerous.
Need to cycle on the road whereby the cars are like 2cm away from ya.
I like want to cry sia
but it's better to ride on the expressway...

2005-12-22T09:37:00.000+08:00

Just taken 3 tests.
First one was ok.
Second one like cmi.
Third one i confirm fail.
I will having one this afternoon.
5pm.
Study first.
Sian...
I cannot get 5 As already...

2005-12-04T14:46:00.000+08:00

Hi ppl,
I have been busy with my work.
I don't think I can write that often.
Mid sem test is coming.
I am aiming for all As
so I have decided to stop all my activities
and concentrate on my studies.
Seriously,
I have not playing games from the day school started.
I don't know why.
I have lost interest in games.
Maybe I am sick to play with the computer all the time.
For now,
I like to listen to songs.
From the oldies to the newies.
Slow songs are the best
played with piano and strings.
Inspire me to compose more new songs.
I dislike rock, techno,
all those that have loud music.
It is good in some ways because it can clean your ears
as it is so loud
then your ear shit can drop out.
Bad because you will jump with the music.
The more hard the drum,
the higher you jump.
Next time in a basketball match,
you play techno or rock songs,
make sure it is really loud and powerful,
I confirm will do a slam dunk because I can jump like Micheal Jackson
but then there is a possibility that I will jump over the basketball post...

2005-11-28T00:13:00.000+08:00

This is my recent work.
I am not bluffing you.
I wrote my first piece of work in chinese characters in like 1 year!
Somemore in a polytechnic.
I think I should a message to those who are going to poly.
Don't think that you will not write chinese in poly.
You will!!!
I showed this piece of work to one of my tp friend and he was shocked.
He said,
'WTF??? You wrote chinese?' Are you from mars???'
Indeed I am.
I will treat him a Mars chocolate bar next time.

2005-11-27T00:13:00.000+08:00

I've made a revolution to the blog.
I will make sure that the name of the blog suits its contents.

2005-11-24T21:55:00.001+08:00

I met a shocking incident a few days back.
I am still abit traumatise now but I have regained my consciousness.
I was in tp business lab,
printing some notes.
I saw this girl,
who kept on printing some notes.
So I sort of notice her.
When she was going to the printer there,
I quickly grabbed my chance and go there to see her.
To my horror,
surprise rather,
she is Miss Woon!!!
My secondary school form teacher!
Actually the replica of Miss Woon.
Her eyes and face structure look almost the same as Miss Woon.
The differences are that this girl has a dyed hair and a white and smooth face.
Then she asked me whether I am printing anything.
I was too shock to answer so I answer no
but actually I was printing something.
Then her papers got all my printed staff.
Then she said it's ok and gave me her papers.
That is so strange...

2005-11-21T18:51:00.000+08:00

張瑤's (Zhang Yao) songs are pretty nice.
熒光(Ying Guang) and 愛的無辜(Ai de Wu Gu) are nice.
She doesn't have any popularity in Singapore.
She is the ex member from the 12 ladies band.

http://www8.epochtimes.com/i6/5080800181485.jpg

2005-11-19T21:43:00.000+08:00

I just watched this Thai movie called andaman girl.
This is the first time I watched Thai movie 2 times in a month.
But relax.
I am not going to change my sex...
Anyway,
andaman girl is the funniest movie I've ever watched in my whole entire year!!!
What so funny about this movie.
Firstly,
what movie can make me say that it is a gd funny movie.
It is the rating.
Only NC16 or above can make laugh like a mad dog.
Like this thai movie and american pie series.
Secondly,
the contents are freaking funny because of the dirty humour.
Anyway,
there are a few scenes which I wanna share.
First scene.

Happening: Grandmother's birthday.
Venue: Grandmother's house.
What happened:
The don't know who's grandmother is having a birthday party.
Then someone brought a very grand present for grandmother.
Guess what?
It is a guy who only has his underwear on him.
He danced and danced.
The grandmother laughed and laughed.
Laughed until her toothless mouth can be seen.
In the end,
she laughed to death.
Reason of death: Over-excited.

Happening: 5 people going to the toilet.
Venue: Ghost's toilet.
What happended:
There are people gambling.
There is a man farting like nobody business.
He was forced to go to the toilet.
Inside the toilet,
while he was shitting,
he heard a moaning sound.
He got too excited and went to check it out.
He saw a girl sitting on the toilet bowl.
He thought the girl is excited so he exposed his banana for her to service...
Then he looked closely.
God damn it.
It's a ghost.
Then he ran out of the toilet like a mad dog.
Other people also went to the toilet then saw the ghost and ran out.
One even didn't wipe his soap off while bathing.
The funny part is that there is this brave man who say something that I can laugh for the whole day.
This man is the one who got the grandmother excited.
When a the man who got his soap on his body said the ghost is a female,
the dancing man said,
'Scared what scared. Female ghost right? Damn good. Can **** her until upside down.'
Then he went to the toilet and really saw the female ghost.
He then dashed out of the toilet like a mad dog...

Well, these are some of the scenes.
I don't know how to describe it.
The best is u can go and watch it.
Guarentee can make u laugh until like siao.

2005-11-15T16:31:00.001+08:00

Just have had my Amaths.
I had become Lemony snicker
cos I encountered a series of unfortunate events...
I was on my way to Hai Sing from tp
and when I was about to reach the main gate,
I realise I forgot to bring my calculator...
The time was 1.20pm.
I ran as fast as a mad dog,
and I reached my house at 1.30pm.
I took my calculator and I ran back.
Then, to my horror,
I forgot to take my pencil.
Then I ran back to my house and took my pencil.
Then I ran to Hai Sing...
That was around 1.47pm...
Damn lucky.
but I was a drench monkey by then.
My head was like NEWater producing water...
though not distilled but unlimited...
When exam started,
I was sweating like hell
and feel that I cmi.
To my surprise,
I can get around 8 marks for the first few questions...
but gdi,
I saw some strange figures then I anyhow do.
I saw acceleration and distance which I saw in tys but I forgot...
So in the end,
I cmi liao.
I somemore forgot my eraser.
Die sia.
Use liquid on my pencil marks.
Somemore on graph...
gdi...
Can't make it...
But I relax.
Cos got Paper 2.
Paper 2 is like a gift from the god...
Anyway,
there are only 10 private candidate.
They like also cmi...
lol.
you nan tong dang

2005-11-12T12:09:00.000+08:00

The movie 'just like heavan' is very nice,
quite touching,
touching until I can feel Reese Witherspoon used her wrist to pick up a spoon to touch me...

Yesterday night around 2am-3am,
after desmond and yanfu alighted from NR7,
there were some dramatic incidents.
I was sitting at the end of the bus,
there was a woman sitting at the forth last row,
she was sleeping like a ...
frog.
Suddenly,
the bus decelerated suddenly,
and I saw her head knock against the head of the seat.
I was evil enough to laugh like a mad dog...
inside my bag...
When that lady alighted,
she was still rubbing her forehead...
She became the female cyclops who shoot too many laser beam...
Then when I was walking down the aisle,
I saw a kitten dashing across the road when NR7 was moving towards it.
I think the kitten was dio stunned,
then it just stopped in front of the bus.
I thought it was going to be knocked down by the bus,
Then I couldn't see it.
I wondered,
'Shit! Is it dead?'
I alighted,
then I saw something like the shape of a kitten,
lying on the road.
I looked closer,
then I thought,
'Shit...
shocked me sia. It is just a branch.'
Then I walked across the bridge,
and I really saw the kitten.
It was traumatised and just lied down on a small patch of grass,
keep on moewing...
It was kind of like facing death,
but I think it must have been knocked down
and it reincarnate or reborn...
Don't know what is that specific word...
Now the kitten has 8 lives left to spend.
Good for it.

2005-11-09T21:32:00.000+08:00

Finished watching American Pie 1.
I watched from 2 to 3
then 3 to 1.
Damn funny.
Funny until mad dog also can laugh.
Basically, the crude jokes and languages are funny.
The characters are funny too.
Like Steve Stifler and Jim.
Too bad it's M18 in Singapore,
while it's above 16 for HK.

2005-11-06T22:45:00.000+08:00

Lost some beautiful photos of hk and zhu hai...

2005-10-25T17:56:00.000+08:00

I made a terrible fashion mistake in hk.
I wore a pair of slippers in causeway bay.
Causeway bay is like orchard road.
It is quite embarrassing.
I looked around.
Even the most old fashioned uncle wore a pair of proper shoes.
Nobody wore slippers or sandals there.
Unless you are those people who likes to bare feet,
like me...
I was planning to go to the library after buying dvds and cds
but it seems that I won't be able to enter the National Library.
I scared that the librarians might think that I am some kind of secks predator in those park peeping at school girls....
It's better to go to park to study than the library with slippers...

2005-10-24T21:50:00.000+08:00

Opposite my hk house...
Damn nice.
Specially for CEO and hk stars.
Can see the whole sea view.

2005-10-18T21:12:00.000+08:00

2005-10-16T21:44:00.000+08:00

A fruitful hk trip...
Day of TERROR...
A 17 km walk...

2005-10-13T18:14:00.000+08:00

I was on the mtr just now...
Mtr is a mode of transportation in hk.
Mass transport rapid, I think...
The people who take this mode of transportation are very noisy.
The most peaceful one is van.
Anyway,
I met an humourous incident.
I was on the mtr,
not very crowded,
and beside me was a young lady,
aged around 19.
There she was talking in cantonese on the phone
and out of a sudden,
she just said a sentence which caught my attention.
The sentence is,
'He make things duplicated ar.'
Never mind about the make.
The word duplicated caught my attention
and another ang mor right opposite me.
I saw him giggling.
Then I giggled also.
Then the lady beside me noticed us.
I corrected her.
The word is complicated.
I guess my one word must have infuriated her
and she splattered her super fluent cantonese at me
and I was shocked
cos I don't like hk ppl speaking super fluent cantonese at me...
I couldn't tahan and kept tiam tiam...
Maybe she was embarassed
so she tried to hinder her embarassment by trying to speak another sentence in English.
This time not too bad.
'He bloody asshole ar.'
Then everybody looked at her
except those who didn't know English...
She noticed that something was wrong
then immediately alighted at the nearby station.

2005-10-10T18:16:00.000+08:00

Ever since I came back to hk,
I become more educated.
Educated in everything.
Romance,
action-pac,
thinking,
etc...
Why?
Because I have watched over over 50 vcds this 3 weeks.
That's why HK people always got movie sense.
The vcds in HK are damn cheap.
In second-hand stall...
Nevertheless,
they still look new.
I actually don't buy dvds
but if anyone who wants me to get dvds for ya,
just like Liting did,
I would be glad to help ya.
Just that I will charge extra $$$.
HAHA.
Jk, jk.
Dvds and vcds are the same.
Just that d stands for digital,
v stands for virtual.
Virtual is much more special than digital
so I prefer virtual...
I know I am bluffing myself...
Don't tell me...
Anyway,
normally a latest original vcd cost around HK$43,
which is around S$9.90.
In sg,
it costs $12.90.
Then somemore if you sell back to the second hand shop,
you will get back HK$38.
Good bargain.
Watch a movie for HK$5,
which is just S$1.17.
The latest one is skeleton key.
It is not screened in Singapore yet.
Look out for this movie.
Casted by Kate Hudson and some other actors and actresses.

2005-10-04T17:23:00.000+08:00

I'm in this 10 storey high library.
Hk's largest library.
Not as big as tp's one though...
The main point is there are lots of ...
HK SL around.
If you don't want to be a retard,
don't ask me what is HK.
But,
what is SL, you may ask.
Well, do you know OL?
OL are Office Ladies.
So SL are ...
See lots of them.
Explosive hair, straight hair, curly hair...
lots of design.
One thing special about SL is these SL can really make their school uniform unique.
As in their whole outfit and appearance.
Anyway,
SL are not school ladies...
School ladies includes toilet aunties, teachers who can make you ...
mentally and physically excited......
Anyway,
SL are really fashionable.
They can perm their hair like nobody business.
I saw some SL got electrocuted sia.
Got one stands around my height,
which is around 1.75m.
Actually,
she should be around 1.5m.
Just that her hair is as tall as my face...
But most of them are really pretty.
Maybe they put on make up or something...
Or maybe they didn't wax their hair.
But most pretty ones I see,
one of their hand is held by another hand of a guy.
It is very common in primary and secondary schools in HK.
Sadly,
not in universities
because most of them are ONSders...
Because it is quite sensitive,
thus i shortened it.
Back to the main topic,
how are HK SL different from SG SL.
I am going to give you 10 differences.
This is only refering to secondary schools SL,
not for the polytechnic students.
If any polytechnic students try this HK SL style,
I bet you will be laughed at by mad dogs...
Anyway, HK secondary schools consist of seven years of education
while SG only consist of six years under normal circumstances.
In HK,
5 years to take HKCEE
another 2 years to take A level.
In SG,
4 years to take O level
another 2 years to a level.
So good for you SGPrians,
study faster than HKers.
There is no polytechnics in HK.
That was last time though.
Anyway,
FIRSTLY,
HK SL like to have their socks pulled up till just below their knee.
SG SL like to have their pulled up till their ankle.
SECONDLY,
HK SL can have their hair tied or untied but of course if too long, have to be tied.
SG SL must have their hair tied under whatever circumstances except bald SL.
THIRDLY,
HK SL have pretty faces.
SG SL have beautiful faces.
FORTHLY,
most HK SL like Edison Chan, Kenny Kwan and Alex Fong.
most SG SL like 5566, Energy and Wu Zhong Xian.
FIFTHLY,
HK SL wear 3 layers of clothing. Ba ba is included.
SG SL wear 2 layer of clothing. Ba ba is included
SIXTHLY,
HK SL likes to hang out in Causeway Bay.
SG SL like to hang out in Orchard Road.
SEVENTHLY,
most HK SL wear contact lens.
most SG SL don't wear contact lens.
EIGHTHLY,
HK SL are very fluent in their mother tongue. The way they speak cantonese is fast like anything. I got heart attack after hearing what they are saying.
SG SL are not very fluent in their mother tongue. Easy to understand what they say.
NINTHLY,
HK SL like to look at theirselves whereever there is reflection.
SG SL like to look through window panes.
Lastly,
most HK SL doesn't peek at what I am writing now. Because they just purely hate English.
most SG SL peek at whatever I write. Because they are only strong in English.

Hope that you all have gain more insights on the diferences between these 2 different countries of SL.
My next topic will be on 10 differences between HK SM and SG SM.
In case you are wondering what is SM,
sorry,
it's not sexual mutilation...
It is Student Men.
In case you are still wondering what is SL.
It stands for Student Ladies.

2005-09-24T21:30:00.001+08:00

Hi ppl,
I met another unusual incident just a moment ago.
There is this kid,
hk kid,
hk small kid,
hk small noisy kid,
hk smallest noisiest kid.
Only me and him.
I don't know what the fok is wrong with him.
Maybe he likes to talk.
Not to me definately
but to the computer.
I was stunned.
He kept on talking and talking to the computer.
I was disturbed.
Not by his actions of course.
Who cares about him...
But by the computer.
Is the computer alive???

Then out of 10 words he said,
6 words were vulgarity.
Then he said something about mother to the monitor.
Does the monitor has mother?
Maybe.
Inside the CPU,
there is a hardware called motherboard.
Then, maybe next time ppl can compose another name for the monitor...
Call it the childboard...

I was staring at him like the undertaker ready to do chokeslam on him...
Why not Stone cold steve austin...
Because he had stunned me with his stone cold 'stunner.'

Finally,
he stood up and said the last thing to the monitor and went off.
What he meant was pretty normal to us
but the way he spoke make me roflol.
Let me describe the incident.
He stood up.
Push the monitor's shoulder.
The edge I mean...
He hurt his hand as he said ouch.
Then the last thing he said is
'FUK CUE!!!'
The monent I heard that,
I laughed like a mad dog!!!
Maybe even worse than that.
Then he looked at me.
then he said to me,
'FUK CUE!!!'
WAH LAO!!!!
I seriously laughed like a mad wolf that time.
Then he kept on saying 'fuk cue' don't know how many thousand times at me
and I laughed at him like don't know how many million times.
Loud until he wanted to cry like that.
He felt depressed...
Maybe that's the first time someone laughed at him when he spoke vulgarity.
The way he pronounced and say it ar...
I can't described...
It is like a an ape and a monkey merge together to get a chepenzie...

2005-09-24T21:30:00.000+08:00

2005-09-24T10:00:00.000+08:00

As expected...

Accounting: B
OB: C
CSA: B
Microecon: C
Com skill: B
APEL: Pass

Luckily no need to take sup paper sia.
Think like this can go some uk university...
Maybe Hull, middlesex, exeter, liverpool...
Not manchester, leeds, newcastle, warwick, Royal Halloway...
So I earned 21 cu.
GPA is 2.60.
Which means I am competent!!!
LOL.
And the most important thing is...
I am permitted to proceed to the next semester of study!!!

2005-09-23T20:58:00.000+08:00

Getting results tomorrow...
GDI...
Hope that can pass all if not I have to spend another $290 on air ticket.
You may be wondering why?
Well,
if fail,
I will have to go back to tp and take sup paper...
Well,
pray hard that I can at least get a D for OB...
I am damn nervous...
Nervous until I can't wait for the judgement day.
Taking sup paper is the same as retaking O level...
Sian sia...
My prediction of my result:
Accounting: B
Microecon: B
CSA: B
OB: D

If I can't make it for OB,
I am going to say to nah nah,
'OH BUSTARD!!!'
Just in case you are wondering who is nah nah,
he is my OB tutor...

2005-09-19T20:02:00.000+08:00

Hi ppl,
I arrived in HK yesterevening
alone.
GDI!
I feel so sad.
Not because nobody came and welcome me to HK,
but because I don't have the money to buy my favourite Monday magazine...
Well,
it's okay...
This computer is bad...
Write again next time.

2005-09-11T11:17:00.000+08:00

This morning,
I met an unusual incident,
as usual...
I was at the void deck,
sitting like an ah pek,
slacking like a piece of cake...
Yeah.
A piece of cake.
Slacking is easy...
Then opposite me
Got this boy,
aged around 5-12,
is sitting with a girl.
5-12 is indeed a big gap.
Because he looked like he is 12 years old
but he talked like a 5 years old kid...
I thought he is a chinese
because of his skin colour...
but he turned out to be a mixed...
Both Malay and Chinese.
His words contained both Chinese and Malay...
For example,
not he say one.
'Aku shi ge barbie.'
I was shocked when I heard him saying in mixed mandarin and malay.
Well,
maybe only a 5 years old kid speak that way...
Anyway,
he and this girl were chatting.
Then suddenly,
the boy touched the girl's head.
I dunno why.
He just touched.
Then the girl became ecstatic.
She screamed like a mad dog.
Sia la.
I shocked sia.
I went see what happened.
The guy was squezzing a spider with his 2 fingers.
Maybe that's why the girl screamed.

'Ni zai ze li gan ma? Ba lek Kampong la.'
Kns.
I kind-hearted went there to help,
tell me to ba lek kampong...
I left without saying words,
but sticked a turtle drawing on his back...

2005-09-06T20:09:00.000+08:00

Hi people,
I am here to write again.
Not blog.
Blog makes me look like a log.
The B stands for Boy.
So if I am going to blog,
I may become a Boy log.
You know log, right?
In case you don't know,
it means wood.
So I don't want to be a Boy wood.
Lucky for the girls.
If not,
they will be called Glog...

Anyway,
after 38 days
which is 5 and 3/7 weeks,
I am back to my writing.
Why do I write?
Cos I got C+ for my communication skill,
which is pathetic.
But for the writing component,
I got a B.
Then why should I write since my writing is better than com skill?
Cos writing is only a subset of com skill.
YES!!!
I am going to get A1 for A-maths!!!!!....................

Anyway,
let me share with you all my experience in logging into my account.
First I typed
'http://www.blogger.com.'
'http://' is called a protocol.
'www.blogger.com' is called a server.
YES!!!
I am going to get A for my CSA!!!!!.......................

Anyway,
I typed my username,
which I can't tell you all.
Then I typed my password,
which I can tell you all...
7575757575757575.
That's my password.
Old password...
Why 75?
Because last time in secondary school,
75 is A1...
Why 7 75?
Because I took 7 subjects in my secondary school days...
Serious!!!

Since it is an old password,
I obviously can't log in...
I stared at the screen for 5 min.
My myopia then worsen...
I feel that my degree shoot up by 5
because I calculated that
staring at the screen for 1 min won't worsen your myopia.
BUT if you stared at the screen straight for 5 min,
your degree will shoot up by 5.
Don't ask me why...
Because a F Mathematics teacher tells me so.
Just in case you are wondering what is F,
F is not Further.
F is Fundamental...

Anyway, I log into my account and write...
Well, no need to find your opportunity cost.
I am back again
with more...
'skills.'

2005-07-30T00:39:00.000+08:00

Oh Busthird.
Yes.
Just got back my OB test result
and I feel like a busthird.
I can't believe I get such a poor marks.
I was disappointed.
Very, very disappointed.
I got 55 marks
which is freaking D.
Damn shit.
I wonder how to go uni like that...

In order to improve my marks
and to do well for my exams,
I am announcing that I am temporarily suspending my blog for 1 1/2 months.
Meaning I will not blog for this 1 and 1/2 months
and may not even go online.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Hope that you can find the opportunity cost.

2005-07-25T21:48:00.000+08:00

Disappointing sia.
Thought can get everything A.
Now is like so sad.
I thought microecon,
the most confident subject,
can get A.
When I get back,
I feel like punching microecon hard onto its face
but I don't think I can hit the target
because it is too small...
Alot get A for microecon.
Think around 15.
Sad sia.
Then come Computer and System Application.
When I took the paper from sexy voice chiobu,
I was nervous because it is my chance to get an A.
But GDI.
I was shocked.
Total shock.
Can't believe I could get shit from it...
So I asked for marks
just like any other secondary school or jc students do...
Sexy voice chiobu said that she will consider...
only if I am willing to listen to her sexy voice...
Not a problem.
As long I can get marks,
I am willing to be deaf...
So the 3 subjects are:

Accounting: 81/100 (A)
Computer System and Application: 70/100 (B)
Microeconomics: 70/100 (B)

Left Organisational Behavior.
I must get A for it
if not ...
I must listen to sexy voice...

2005-07-20T23:15:00.000+08:00

Just now met a series of unfortunate incident.
Maybe like that then I can get the role of Lemony Snicket...

Prequel:
On my way back home,
while crossing the road,
I saw this couple.
The girl, aged around 19, was abit fat
while the guy looked like a NS man.
The guy went to another side of the road
while the abit fat girl bade farewell to him,
by waving her hand...
I looked at her
and gave her a dao face
and she exchange a more dao face with me.

Here the incident start...
I was thinking about walking a long distance to another side of the block to take the lift up to 6th floor
while I was climbing the stairs with my cup of bandung.
I decided go back down and threw it away.
As I walked down,
I was shocked.
I saw this abit fat girl.
She was opening her mailbox.
So I bochup her.
I walked for a distance to take the lift
but I heard footsteps coming.
It was very deafening.
As I was about to close the door,
the abit fat girl arrived at the doorstep.
As she got in,
I closed the door
but the lift cannot rise up.
I realised that I didn't press the floor number...
Anyway,
there was another man in the lift.
After I pressed the floor number,
the lift still didn't rise up...
I kept on pressing the close button but the lift just can't rise up.
I was wondering what the 2 person must be thinking:
The man may be thinking,
'Does this kiddo know what he is doing?'
I was thinking,
'What a lame piece of shit lift!'
The girl confirmed must be thinking,
'Is it because of ... me???'
So I said there was a problem with the lift.
3 of us came out.
The man who is skinny climbed up the stairs immediately.
The abit fat girl hasitated for a while and decided to wait for the lift to work.
I told her that I try again.
I went into the lift and closed the door.
OMG!
It worked.

Sequel:
I felt sorry for the man and the girl.
The girl looked at me like she wants to cry sia...
Well,
I am helping the girl actually.
I am definately she will lose 1100 gramin a night
cos she lives on the 11th floor!!!
1 storey equals to -100 gram.
Worth it!
When I reached the 6th floor effortlessly,
I saw the skinny man,
panting heavily.
He looked at me as if he saw an angel miraclely appeared in front of him.
After a sec,
he looked at me as if he wants to rip off my t-shirt
and throw it out of the building
and makes me go back down to take it back..
I quickly ran back to my house.
Lucky sia
if not my pant would not be spared too...

2005-07-14T19:01:00.000+08:00

Today is computer day.
Did a bit of work on CSA.
Anyway,
I encountered something.
As I was walking to Pasir Ris interchange this morning,
I saw this old lady.
She was doing some kind of exercise
which I don't really think that this is an exercise.
She is playing around with her sword.
I scared for her sia.
I scared she used too much strength while swaying her sword around
and accidentally sliced off her head or her abdomen...
I went up to her and asked her whether I could use the sword.
She said okay.
Then I 'actioned' to her my skill.
Unfortunately,
her sword was too 'fragile'
and it broke while I was swaying.
Don't know what kind of shit material.
Most probably recycled cans...
The old lady was like staring at her poor son
with her mouth opened damn wide.
Yes.
It's damn wide.
Wide enough to put the whole sword when folded into her mouth...
She looked her broken son
and knelt down, hoping that the son respond.
Her son responded,
by broking into more pieces as she hugged it...
I said sorry and paid $5 for her son
and she became happy again.
I later kept the environment clean
by throwing her son away...

Later reached school do CSA.
As I was eating in the canteen,
I saw this crow eating some remaining food on the table.
Then a kid,
I don't know whose kid,
went to ka zhiou the crow.
Like when the crow was about to peck on the food,
the kid went to scare the crow.
Then the crow stayed away from him.
I looked at the routine
until when this unfortunate crow became an fortunate crow.
When the boy was about to ka zhiou the crow,
he slipped down
and fell flat on his clean and smooth face.
There the boy crying like a mad wolf
while the crow happily enjoying its food
and the evil me laughed like siao!!!
Then the mother came and comfort the son
and shoo the crow away
just like the kid did.
Unfortunately
the mother experienced as the same fate as the kid did.
She did not fell like the kid did.
She just tripped over the chair and hit her head against the table.
Her fair and white face got a mangosteen on her forehead...
Poor mother and child.
Mu zhi xiang lian...
Malu sia.
Everybody in the canteen were looking at them.
Even got some freaks laughed at them.
and one of them was me.
I know it is farking evil
but I JUST COULDN'T HELP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moral of the story:
Never scare a crow if not you will have retribution.

2005-07-12T00:15:00.000+08:00

Watch Starwars VI, Return of the Jedi.
Finally complete watching the whole Starwars episode...
Realised that at the last part,
Anakin Skywalker appears as illusion,
and he does look like the long hair Hayden Christensen.
Shocking sia.
After watching Starwars,
then I went for accounting test.
Haha.
Pro right?
Watch finished movie then do test.
This is pro
but no problem la.
I know how to do everything
EXCEPT 1 thing.
I didn't know how to write my name....
Serious.
I was thinking about the question
until I forgot what's my name...
Then went to class outing...
Call it a success?
Haha.
Nm.

2005-07-09T21:17:00.000+08:00

My foot pain sia,
pain until I want to faint.
Before I faint,
I want to paint.
After I paint,
and then faint,
I become a saint.
After I become a saint,
it starts to rain.
From the rain,
I make myself a sugar cane.
What can I gain?
Just a glass of plain drink.
I know you think I must be insane,
but I am not insane cos
I am the 'aint' king.
Taint you.
Okay...
Crap...
Anyway,
had OB test.
Surely no Z or A.
Damn.
This is pathetic.
Disappointment.
15 mark question.
Crap for 1 and a half page.
If can get above 10,
Then still got chance to secure some hope of passing...
BUT passing with crawling colours is not good enough.
Not to mention flying colours...
Passing with exploding colours the best.
I don't know wth I talking I about...
Never mind...
Basically,
OB is like Oh Busthird thing for me.
That's why I always take the third bus in the morn whenever I am going to have OB lesson...

2005-07-07T01:28:00.000+08:00

CSA is not difficult for MCQ and short answer questions
but it comes to Case Study Question,
I was staring at the question for more than 15 min...
Luckily I finished MCQ and SAQ in 15 min
if not I can't finish CSQ.
After 15 min,
I decided to employ my ultimate weapon,
the BS method,
crap.
I crapped all the way and I can't believe I can write 1 and a half page for CSQ.
I predict I will be shit in this part
but to me,
CSA is really useless.
It is not related to business.
Can get B, C or D is already enough.
Anyway,
I still don't what are the score for each grade in poly.
The lecturer said nothing about grades...
After the test,
I went to watch Starwars V.
Just realised that Leia is quite chio.
Not bad, not bad.
Then the Yoda is so funny.
Looks like a puppet...
Then Luke's hand was sliced off by Darth Vader.
Shocking sia.
Just like when Anakin's arm got sliced off...
Maybe tomorrow watched the the last episode,
Return of the Jedi.

2005-07-06T07:51:00.000+08:00

Today is Computer System and Application.
Just had microecon test yesterday.
Not difficult
because all the things I had learnt were tested.
The venue was in the classroom.
During the test,
some inconsiderate ppl from other classes
copied each other work while the invigilator was not looking.
I pointed them the middle fingers,
when I put my hands into my bag...
What to do...
They all golden hair sia...
I scared sia.
Black hair versus golden hair.
Golden hair sure win
because if you ever read the dragon ball comics or watch the animation,
golden hair guy is more powerful than the black hair...
Maybe next time I should dye red hair,
because red hair is more powerful than golden hair.
The red hair sun wu kong only appears in Dragonball GT anyway
so if you only read dragonball Z,
you don't know the red hair sun wu kong...
After the test,
I slack until this morning.
Sian...
Five more hours more to cheong...

2005-07-02T19:56:00.000+08:00

Yo,
Temasek Poly first year students.
This is specially for you.
Have you ever explore whole the library thoroughly?
I am sure you only visit the first few storeys only,
am I right?
Quite alot of people
but the places that consist the most people are actually
the sixth, seventh and eighth floor.
Students usually go there to study
as there are relevant materials related to their courses.
Applied science, business, design, IT and engineering.
All have.
There are rooms specially designed for you to do your projects and discussions.
What else can I say?
Temasek Poly is superb.
That's all.
Now it's about today in tp.
Everytime I go tp on Saturday,
I always see this girl without fail.
Please don't get too excited as this girl is not that simple.
She has a hairstyle that even I can match with her.
After my haircut,
my hair is still abit longer than hers.
She always bring her laptop.
She always wear long pants.
She is a loner.
She is very strange.
I don't know what to say.
She can walk until she fell down.
I don't know how.
Then as she got up,
she knocked her head against someone.
Suay sia.
Then as she went into the lift,
her hand got stuck.
Cow.
How unlucky can a person get?
Then as she got down,
the lift suddenly stopped.
Wah cow.
That's super suay.
Haha.
Just crapping la.
The lift stopped is crap.
Anyway,
just did abit of my study lor.
Suddenly got a guy who got this strange chinese accent talking o the phone.
Example three is san1.
He said it as san3.
The han yu ping yin is different.
So different until I want to laugh my mouth out.

2005-06-29T22:22:00.000+08:00

I was f up with accounting.
Never mind.
I was in tp's library just now...
3 com in one quite a big table,
I was occuping one of the seat.
Another one was occupied by a China guy,
while another was occupied a China chiobu.
15 min later,
China chiobu stood up and kissed the china guy,
then she left.
I dio stunned.
You may ask,
how do I know if they were from China?
Before they speak a single word,
I can already tell which country they are from.
See their clothing can already.
The China guy wore a t-shirt with 'China, Shanghai' inscribed on it and an old-fashion jean...
Then the girl wore a tight and small t-shirt with nothing inscribed on it.
Then a normal length skirt...
They kissed so hard until the silence broke into noice pollution.
They kissed like they are sucking a centipede into their mouth...
Can't stand it.
Then everyone around make the sound 'ahem.'
I also made the sound and my 'ahem' seems to be the loudest to them
as I was the nearest to them.
Then the girl left,
with her hand digging into her mouth and trying to pull out the centipede...
5 min later,
a middle aged guy came and used the vacant com.
He seems abit excited about the content in the com.
Everytime he looked into the screen,
he would say,
'Damn it, f***, shit, knn and alot more...'
I don't know why.
He seems to like doing these things alot...
He sometimes knocked his leg against a metal thing,
then make some noise.
After that,
that China guy suddenly approached the middle aged man.
They were chatting,
to my surprise.
What is even more surprising is that they both are classmates after I overheard their conversation,
OMG...
I can't differentiate a middle age man and a teenager anymore...

2005-06-27T17:14:00.000+08:00

Just got my thick long hair cut.
This time,
not bad.
just that it is not really long.
Actually,
it is short.
Just like the length when I was in srjc...
Short is good actually.
It is cooling.
Can style easily.
Wash hair no need so much shampoo.
Looks more manly.
That's all...

Yes

2005-06-25T01:39:00.000+08:00

Yes,
once again watch the Friday night movie.
This was the last one...
this month...
Initial D was the movie.
1 word to decribe the movie
Cool.
The car can travel at high speed even when it is turning,
or even Flower was stnading in the middle of the road...
Hope the Flower won't drop her make up if AE 86 drived pass her...
Okay.
That's all.
Gd show to watch.

2005-06-23T23:08:00.000+08:00

This time,
I had microecon project group discussion.
I was trying to find market in demand...
but can't find any articles relating to it...
Anyway,
after my research in the library,
I walked down the stairs to the 2nd floor.
As I was walking,
there is this girl,
whom I one look,
can tell that she is from China.
She looked at me and I looked at her.
No electricity
cos the distance between us is too far.
Then she walking out of tp's library,
I am also walking out of tp's library.
I was slower than her at first
but she took the long cut,
while I took the shorter route
therefore I was abit behind her.
I thought I should have a race with her.
So I decided to increase my footsteps.
As I was catching up with her,
almost overtake her,
she suddenly stopped.
Then looked at me.
Knn ar.
Luckily,
I was using my cellphone that time,
if not,
if she found out that I was trying to overtake her,
she may send her china guys friends to overtake me...
I think she was thinking that I was trying to do something indecent to her...
I can understand,
China girls are very conservative...
As I was walking home,
there was this 20 years old girl
running in her dress towards the lift
without fearing of zging.
She did a good job.
Her pace of running is the same as my pace of overtaking the china girl...
Surely won't zg.
So she went up lor.
Sian...

2005-06-22T21:23:00.000+08:00

I am having some difficulty in business accounting.
Regretted didn't take POA last time.
Actually Temasek Sec doesn't offer POA for express classes.
They only offer pure sciences.
I see science,
whether physics, biology or chemistry
I will surely sian diao...
Just like I see her,
whether Ruhua, Huaru or flower
I will sure siao diao...
Anyway,
had OB project discussion with yvonne, parkapan, michelle, gwan, shikin and 1 more person...
I can't remember...
Total 6 people...
Can't remember who he is...
Anyway,
we discussed about this weird question.
How a group BMI affect a person in the context of (1) individual (2) Group (3) Organisational?
Well,
BMI will sure affect all the 3 catogaries
because Boy Men Impotent...
Haha.
We got digressed abit here and there
and finally ended at 5.45pm.
Not bad.
Then went to the library and use tp's com.
Commited an offence by ....
logging into msn messenger...
Then after that
nothing interesting to talk about...

2005-06-21T09:31:00.000+08:00

Yesterday night,
I achieved an amazing feat.
I did not go online at home!
Haha.
Anyway,
I had a dream this morning,
This is the best dream I ever had.
Actually
I had 3 dreams
because I woke up 3 times...
Serious!!!
First one,
this is one is quite bad.
I had this business accounting test.
You know at where?
In Pasir Ris Park...
Maybe I always walk there when going to school...
Then guess who is the invigilator?
Mr Chooi, my ex-chem teacher!!!
In the dream,
I didn't find it strange...
Then
I didn't finish my test
and Mr chooi collected my test paper.
I beg him to give me back my paper.
He said time's up.
Then I woke up.
The second one is the most pleasant dream and at the same time saddest I ever had in my whole life.
There,
I was walking and I saw this girl,
age 8-10,
but I can sensed that she had the mentality of a teenager.
When I saw closely,
she is someone I know for a long time,
but she is still in her child age
while I am already a teenager.
Then we electrify each other
then got together.
Next,
I told her to wait outside
as I went to the John.
When I came out of the John.
I couldn't find her.
So I panicked la.
Then I looked around
and saw her with her mum
or her grandma...
cos she is like around 70 years old...
but she is not the gal's grandma...
Okay.
Then I found her.
Then she got angry.
I comforted her but she doesn't seems to forgive me.
Her mum then took her away and told me not to see her daughter again...
As I see them leaving,
I saw a transformation of the girl at the back.
Her short hair grew longer,
her plain clothes turned into an elegant dress,
and she grew taller.
She looked back at me.
At that time,
she was the the most beautiful and prettiest woman I had ever seen in my life
and that is really true.
Her eyes were sparkling,
like wanted to cry...
Then I also felt like crying...
Then she turned back
and disappeared...
I woke up
and don't know why got tears in my eyes...
Then I slept for the third time
I can't really remember
but I saw 2 teenage girls.
They were with me
then they were angry.
I don't know why they were angry.
Then I woke up.
The second dream is really memorable.

2005-06-19T20:27:00.000+08:00

Had class gathering yesterday.
Before the class gathering,
I went to the Bedok library and study abit of OB.
After abit of studying,
about to leave the library when I saw Herlina and Dennis.
Went to mac.
They study maths and chem repectively.
Then Wen Jian came and Dennis went.
Then we went outside.
Called ozy and having fun calling him using the cellphone
Muahahahahahaha.
He was still at home then we went to take 14 and go to Yifang's house.
We went up a hill.
As we are walking,
I had a conversation with Herlina.
'Yifang's house should be very big,' I said.
'Not really. It's okay la.' Herlina replied.
'Really mah? 4 storey leh!' I said with astonishment,
'Really. Not really big,' Herlina replied non-chalently.
'Then you must be living in a palace...Haha.' I said.
Soon,
we reached Yifang's house
and yiqi, huiling and michelle were already there.
Then we waited and waited.
400+ secs later,
Yifang and Teresa got back.
Then they said Abigail were inside the house.
Abigail!!!!!!!!!!
You inside then never came out
Make us wait outside sia.
Haha. Jk.
Then start bbq.
Yanliang came first after we went in.
Then ...
Forget liao.
Should be Celiana ba...
Haha.
She had an exposed secrets sia...
Jk, jk.
I think better don't say anything
if not
my blog will become like BS's blog...
Wait!!!
BS use back his old blog!
Haha.
That's indeed amusing.
Anyway,
nice body, BS.
Hehe.
Ok...
Then had bbq.
Guess what Yifang's house has while mine doesn't have.
Plasma tv, bball post, table tennis table, pentium 4 computer, staircase, turtles, dog...
Pro already lor...
Haha.
Okay...
Then all people went inside the room.
Have chat lor.
Then at 11.30pm,
people dispersed.
Wen Jian and I took taxi back to Pasir Ris.
Anyway, I heard some gossips about Joanne
but I will not elaborate it.
Hehe.
Then went back home.
Go online.
Chat with Wansu.
Haha.
You pro leh.
So late still online.
Haha.
I know la.
You studying what.
Hehe.
Have fun studying econ.

2005-06-17T15:15:00.000+08:00

No more emotional stuff.
This morning,
at around 3.53am,
i suddenly woke up.
Guess what.
I woke up to do the online personality test.
This is nothing interesting.
Next I slept...
until 11+
Went out to eat my lunch.
As I walked down the stairs from 8th floor to the ground floor,
at the 3rd floor,
I saw this kid kicking a soccer ball against the wall.
Then the ball reflected back to me.
I attempted a chip to him
who is only 2 metres away from me.
Unfortunately,
I kicked with too much strength
and it curled out from the 3rd floor
and landed into the loyang primary school compound.
I was shocked.
I thought,
'WTF!!! I can't believe I can kick like David Beckham...'
The kid looked at me with his shocking and stunning face,
his face like want to 'bai' me as his master.
I quickly gave him a face which tells him,
'No! I don't accept disciple. Maybe you should find someone else...like Roberto Carlos or Figo.'
After looking at each other for 5 secs,
I immediately ran down to the ground floor an get the ball for that boy.
Luckily,
no vehicle was parked around that vicinity
if not I think there will definately be a dent on top of a car.
I went back to 3rd floor to give the ball back to the boy.
He was still putting his shocking face.
He was still like transmitting eye signal to me
I think he wanted to say
'Please!!! Accept me!!! I will give you the ball as my gift of appreciation.'
Too bad,
I replied
'Sorry. I have 2 balls already. It will be adnormal to have another ball.'
I went to eat my lunch.
As I was walking at the void deck,
I saw this gal,
aged around 16-18,
dressing casually and wearing slippers.
She was using her cell phone at that that time
The floor was quite slippery
as it had just rained.
I think she thought she was walking on a rough floor.
She walked until like I don't know what to say.
As I had expected,
she slipped down as if she had just stepped on a banana skin.
OMG!!!
I knew that situation was very awkward for her.
She fell like an elephant balancing on a ball and fell down.
As there was only me around,
I asked if she was fine.
She said okay and ran away from me quickly.
I can't believe she is so strong.
Can still run after like being run down by a car...
I feel like applausing for her
and present her a bouquet of flowers...
I feel like presenting her an award also.
Maybe I should name this award as...
'Can still run after falling down' award.
Haha.
Being evil here.

2005-06-17T14:40:00.000+08:00

After a really hard thinking,
I think I should give up chasing her.
Actually,
I haven't even chase her.
Just that I think she knows that I like her
but she doesn't ever seem to be interested.
I think she doesn't like me
although she didn't say anything.
I can feel and see it.
She is my type
as in her appearance, voice and stuff like that
but her personality is something that is really different from mine.
She is 'hyperactive,' sociable and extrovert
which is unlike me.
Isolated, introvert and ...
pathetic.
I can't make her laugh
while others can.
I don't know why I write such pesimistic stuff
but I am just stating facts.
This may be the last time I write such emotional things
which is true inside my heart.
I hope I can remember this feeling,
the feeling of liking someone,
forever.

PS: This is the first time I write such daring stuff and this is not me. This stuff are so faminine and sissy but it is my true feeling. I will never try to write such sissy stuff EVER again.

2005-06-16T21:23:00.000+08:00

I am quite troubled.
I don't know whether I should give up liking this gal,
but most probably I shouldn't.
At the same time,
I should.
It is difficult to talk to her.
I mean we can talk to each other,
just that I feel that I've got nothing really interesting to talk to her.
I don't know why.
I feel uneasy.
Damn.
I don't know why.
I guess she doesn't like me...
Headache sia.
I really want to tell her about my feeling,
but I am scared that I will lose this friendship if got rejected.
Then another friend of mine seems to also like her.
They seems more compatible.
Maybe being normal friend between us is better.
I don't want to let this thing affect my studies
so...
see how first...
Anyway,
I want to thank the guys who encourage me
if not,
I would have really forget it.

2005-06-14T23:16:00.000+08:00

This is the big time movie which I recommand to those people who like tragic romance movie. The story is about a man and a woman who are getting married soon.
The woman found a casette tape.
She bought a tape recorder and listen...
She was then stunned.
It is the voice of another woman, a gal rather...
This gal was the man's first stead...
The gal was good in sports and academic.
Okay, I give them their name.
The man who was then a boy was called Saku,
while the gal but never a woman is called Aki.
So Aki started out a strange way to communicate with Saku.
By recording her talking in the cassette tape.
Then Saku asked Aki to be his gf in the cassette tape.
Then she accepted.
After a while,
Aki got laukemia and dying soon...
She knows that
and she asked Saku to bring her to a place in Australia
which is can be known as the centre of the world.
Sadly,
she died in the airport before going to Australia...
It is really sad...
Then after 30+ years,
her bone marrow is scattered in the centre of the world...
This is also a new movie...
but not available in Singapore.
I guarentee you will cry after the movie...
If you want the VCD,
you no need to go to the centre of the world.
Come to me
and cry to me,
then I will borrow you the VCD...

2005-06-14T23:15:00.000+08:00

Cry for love. In the centre of the world.

2005-06-13T21:43:00.000+08:00

Wah cow!!!
Rushing com skill outline now!!!
This is a perfect example of what you call
PROCRASTINATION.

2005-06-12T12:48:00.000+08:00

Okay, okay.
I tell you what happened to me...
Nothing serious la.
When Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are touching each other,
I cheered.
Not very loud.
How I cheered?
Like this
'WOOOOOOOHHOOOOOOO!!!'
Yes,
like this
as if I got too excitied.
And people around me looked at me.
With their lj face...
I just sit there,
diam diam,
stare at screen,
where they still kissing each other...
Luckily,
yf,des,gh and wq didn't notice,
if not I have to hide into the drain
if only I am small enough...
Haha.
So solve the mystery?

2005-06-11T20:36:00.000+08:00

Hi ppl,
after considering all your feedback,
I have decided to continue to be funny
or lame!!!
Muahahahaha!!!

By the way,
I watched Mr and Mrs Smith,
which I never expected myself to watch...
But I in the end watched it...
Des, yf, wq and gh also there in cineleisure with me.
They are all very excited,
just like me.
I am more interested in Angelina Jolie than Brad Pitt
as I am not a gay...
I am not going mention the story of the movie
but some are funny.
The five six years is nothing funny la.
Ermm, I don't remember any funny moments...
Maybe Mr Smith's actions are queer...
That's all...
Also,
those who can't stand foreplay scene,
please restrain from being excited for the time being
as I have mention forepaly...
Well,
they just play around with each others body,
ermmm,
not play...
Just touch and kiss,
no other things...
PG is seriously nothing
but I was quite shocked to see them to do those things......
Quite touching also actually...
Ermm, the touching is not touch each other.
Don't get the wrong idea...
You watch then you will know...
but don't get too excited during their intimate scenes
if not
you will be like me...
Better not say what happened to me...
You never want to know
and will NEVER know.
Shall keep it a secret.
Muahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-06-08T21:38:00.000+08:00

Hi people,
you may have find that all my previous entries are pretty ridiculous, non-sensical, lame and bla bla bla...
I agree
but I am just trying to make my blog more interesting,
then you all can have a laugh.
If you think my blog is really too lame, too expletive and pretty bad,
well,
do tag and tell me.
I can change back to the normal, lameless style of writing
but I guarentee it will be VERY boring...
So do give me some feedback...
Thank you ar.

PS: No offence to those who commented that my blog is lame, in fact, I want to thank you all for your wonderful comments because that's what I want to achieve...by being lame. Haha.

2005-06-07T21:27:00.000+08:00

Let's do something on Friday.
Not only this Friday,
but also every Friday.
Well, we can go bowling.
Bowling is one of my forte
because I always bring a bowl to the bowling alley.
The ball is useless la.
If it is useful,
people will call it balling,
not bowling...
Next,
we can go to K-box,
only if 23 of us can squezze into this box call K.
Well,
K-box is a place where you can meet your old friends coincidentally.
Because if 23 of us can squezze into a box call K,
then there should other boxes which are called A, B, C and so on until Z.
So there are 26 boxes.
23x26= 598.
I am sure you can find at least 1 friend out of the 598 people...
Next,
we can play pool.
Should we bring a pool to play?
I thought we just need to bring a cue and a table.
That's all.
How come we still need a pool to play??
I am sure that I can't cover the whole length of the pool...
Maybe the cue is to help us to sail,
and the table is to prevent us from drowning...
Lastly,
it is window shopping.
This is the worst.
My window is not spoilt lor
so I should not be shopping for window.
My floor is spoilt,
so we should go floor shopping...
Just kidding la
but seriously,
window shopping really sucks.
There is one time I was shopping for window,
seriously.
I am shopping for Window Explorer.
Then there is this sales lady,
who resembles abit like Flower,
looking at me,
hoping that I can't be window shopping.
Actually I was not suppose to window shop,
but her face,
makes me to window shop...
As I was making my way out of the shop,
her face becomes totally like Flower...
I was shocked.
I was thinking,
how did she manage to transfer herself into a flower?
The more I think,
the pacer I get
and of course,
I knocked against the window and it broke.
In the end, I have to pay for the window
and that's what you call the real 'window shopping.'

2005-06-06T17:59:00.000+08:00

I am feeling so troubled.
That gal don't like me,
then just now kana kicked by a Kongfu master.
First talk about the gal ba.
Don't know whether she got feeling about me.
I got feeling for her.
She is my type
but don't know I am her type.
I like to joke around
but dealing with relationship,
I am a serious chap.
If she is mine,
I will only focus on her and no other gals.
Another words,
I am very 'zhuang yi.'
Well,
just promoting about myself la
but seriously I am really like that,
even I had no bg relationship with anyone before.
Second one is the kongfu kick.
That kid is pro sia,
pro until I really can 'bai' him as my master.
The incident is like this...
I was walking into the 4th floor john of whitesand shopping centre,
then I saw these 2 kids playing with each other.
They play until not like playing,
they looked as if like they are fighting with each other.
So I just hack care them and tidy my thick and long hair,
which grow on top of my head.
Got to cut soon.
Anyway, they fight like nobody business.
I can imagine them as Anakin Skywalker and Obiwan.
Wah cow, they pro sia.
No need laser sword,
bare hand and legs are enough.
Pei fu!
Then I go and do my business la.
While I doing my business,
they disappeared.
I don't know how they disappear.
By teleport or by being invisible?
So after I finished,
I go to the washing hand area.
That's where the excitement begins.
As I was washing my hand,
Anakin suddenly apply his kongfu kick to Obiwan,
luckily for obiwan,
the kongfu kick missed him
but unluckily for me,
anakin's kongfu kick got my butt.
Wah lao.
I can feel my butt got burnt by a pan.
His kick is unimaginable.
It is like a combination of batman, superman, spiderman, cockcroachman, prayingmantisman and whatever man kicks.
I immediately stared at Anakin.
Then Anakin is too scared to look at me
and ran away,
together with Obiwan.
I was not angry.
Just that I wanted to tell him,
'Hey Anakin. You can throw away your laser sword man. You kick is 100 times more powerful than the laser sword.'
Now,
my butt is not burning liao.
Luckily is not that important area that got kicked,
if not,
I will make sure anakin won't have luke and leia...

2005-06-04T21:00:00.002+08:00

Just reached home.
Went to bugis with adrian, his friend, kenneth and jerald.
To be frank,
I never went to bugis village before.
I at first thought it is a village or something.
When I reached there,
it is something worse than a village.
A village where no-one lives,
but people selling things...
Indeed an unique village...
We also did encountered some TV stars.
Desmond Koh and Fiona Xie.
Desmond Koh looks cool,
while Fiona Xie really looks busty...
Serious!!!
Anyway,
just got myself some clothes, jean and shoes.
When I tried it just now,
the jean is tight,
tight until my little brother can't have any free space...
Clothes are tight too,
tight until my chest looks 'outstanding.'
The shoes are perfect.
Good choice.
Anyway,
when I was going back home,
I had a shock.
As I was walking back home,
in a dark park,
I sensed that there was something following me.
I stopped and said,
'Who the f is around, show you fking face!'
Then,
I cua dio.
A lizard came out of nowhere,
and cross across my path.
I jumped back then someone passed by me and murmured.
'Lizard also scared.'
Knn.
What lizard also scared.
Lizard only what.
Even a godzilla crossed across my path,
I also not scared ar.
I dare to even kick the Godzilla's ass.
If it does have an ass...
Well,
that's quite shocking...
Actually not la.
The more shocking thing was my dream.
Guess what.
I just had the most unwanted and terrible dream in my whole life.
I met Flower.
She is holding a flower.
The flower inside has a small flower.
The small flower is looks like her daughter.
Her lips looks like
as if she had just put her lips on a 100 degree celsius pan.
Red until like she had just drank a squezzed lipstick juice.
Her makeup is unimaginable.
She looks more like an alian than a flower.
Anyway,
I was tied to a coconut tree.
She stood there like a moron.
I shouted for help.
Everytime I shouted for help,
she came closer to me by 1 step.
Then she was like 2 cm away from me.
omfg.
I just couldn't stand it.
It is like you are put inside a small cubicle,
and you are stuck inside with an alian.
Immediately,
I headbutted her.
Indeed a smart move for me.
Her lips become thicker,
her nose become flatter,
her eyes become smaller,
her hair becomes lesser
her skin becomes rougher...
Suddenly
she rushed towards me,
like a rugby player.
I was closing my eyes and pray,
'damn, I don't want to feel her lips...'
Fortunately,
she dashed into the other side of the coconut tree
and I laughed like a mad dog.
1 second later,
her lips touched mine,
and I cried like a mad tiger...
In the end,
I woke up from this disgusting dream.
I can still imagine the scenario.

2005-06-01T21:22:00.000+08:00

Hi people,
have you ever wonder what to do if you fell down aka pk in front of millions of people?
You may feel embarass and look around to hide inside a drain,
only if you are small enough to squezze into the drain.
Well,
let me tell you people the cool way to pick yourself up after you pk.
Few wks ago,
I was walking in the airport alone
with a bulky luggage.
As I was walking,
I never noticed that there is a hump in front of me.
I kana pk when my foot tripped over the hump.
Millions of eyes are on me.

Here are what you should do:
When there are millions of eyes staring at you,
pretend that they find you handsome or pretty even if you think you are not.
For boys,
push back your hair as you pick yourself up.
YOu can only do this if your hair is long...
For girls,
act cute.
Make some cute aka disgusting noice.
Most people will find you cute aka disgusting after that...
When you are up,
put on your headphone set,
play the applause sound.
Pretend that these millions of people are applauding as if you have completed an amazing feat
which is picking yourself up...
Last thing,
bow to the people.
It is a courtesy to bow to people who gave you the applause.
Calmly,
bring your luggage to the toilet,
go into the cubicle,
and torture the luggage with anger.
You can kick, punch, stamp, wip and whatever,
until your luggage become distorted and deformed,
as if it just had a plastic surgery...
In the end,
sell your art piece in the airport.
Most probably,
you will have to threw it away
as no one will even bother to take a look.
Hope that you have learnt my method.
You can try it,
if you are nuts...